...because cassettes are for poseurs.

Some of the most grody tunes we’ve ever covered fer sure, fer sure.

Let us take an all-night flight to remember why USA once was “America’s Favorite Cable Network”…

Whatdaya do when you’ve had your fill of analog media? Start hittin’ the ones and zeros…

Benny-boy celebrates the first annual Silent Movie Day by…talking at great length about the silents. Nobody ever accused him of being sharp…

“Benny & The Bot”…coming this fall to KLAK…whether Ben likes it or not. NOTE: Just consider this a 20-minute art film.

Benny the Script Doctor makes a housecall regarding some bad sitcoms.

10 ads (or series thereof) selected by viewers. Any turkeys in this Thanksgiving episode are purely coincidental.

Ah, the good, old days. Back when owning a 16mm film or recording something off the TV could get you a visit from the Feds. Good times…

Archivisms roasting on an open fire…

Hey buddy, wanna hear my (horribly impractical) mixtape?

100% pure, shameless, unfettered nostalgia, courtesy of the Oddity Archive®

Learn all about the fine art of meeting Ben!

Vinyl Potpourri is back! It’s a (1,885 second) miracle!

A solid-state tuner is recommended for the viewing of this OA episode…in some way we haven’t figured out yet.

Another (belated) salute to the bottom of the Mom-and-Pop video rental store barrel!

It’s time for the New $25,000 Pyramid…scheme.

Times are changing and KLAK-AM needs to keep up. As such, let’s look at some gimmicks (stunts) used by other radio stations to plug their new formats…

Taking a leisurely, country stroll through the (cowpie-laden) great audiovisual pasture…

Oddity Archive®: Now available in 64kbps mp3!

Four months, three countries, two-hundred-plus dollars all in the name of…meh. Or, what Dolby was to cassette, CX was (supposed to be) for vinyl.