12 inches of Archivian goodness!

What’cha doin’ on your rump? Hopefully, you’re watching this episode!

A King-sized episode for a King-sized anniversary. Of course, we can't play any actual Elvis, so let's look at some of the cash-ins based around the man.

A cooking show—Archive style.

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I was burning incense on not-quite vinyl (while listening to Playtapes) before you were. Take that, hipsters.

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A double (if not triple) dose of failure.  You know you love it.

The scariest (in the existentialist sense, at least) Archive Halloween to date!

Let’s reminisce about the great bully/child abductor epidemic of the ‘90’s.

The Archive returns to its deepest roots (largely because it was convenient).

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Broken equipment, bad records and loopy videos—in other words, your standard Archive Christmas.

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More hissy (and at times, indecipherable) goodness from the deepest, darkest depths of the Archive.

Bring your earplugs! And, no, this isn’t false modesty—these recordings are pretty harsh (in every meaning of the word).

This is what happens when Benny-boy’s control-freak tendencies get the best of him. Honestly, it’s not too terrible. Shame the product is mediocre.

The Archive sets sail for the United Kingdom in search of some unusual computer storage and sharing methods—we weren’t disappointed.

No Billy Joel songs were harmed in the making of this episode.

These talking pictures will never catch on…come to think of it, these didn’t.

Funny how a little kiddie music, a little commercialism and a heaping helping of Easy Listening stewed in someone’s garage for 40+ years equals such a lovely sonic bouquet.

Finally! An Archive episode with true A E S T H E T I C S!

…because the first reel-to-reel worked so well.

Let’s close our Beautiful Downtown Aurora years without any tears (maybe).